Newest Fun Quotes

Noah was six hundred years old before he knew how to build an ark-don't lose your grip.
- Elbert Hubbard


May your luck be like the capital of Ireland, "Always Dublin."
- Unknown


May your luck ever spread, like jelly on bread.
- Unknown


I'm a very good housekeeper, whenever I leave a man, I keep his house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabore


We sent missionaries to China so the Chinese could get to heaven, but we wouldn't let them into our country.
- Pearl S. Buck


I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen


A yawn is a silent shout.
- G. K. Chesterton


The difference between truth and fiction is that fiction has to make sense.
- Mark Twain


My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Henry Youngman


The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
- Oscar Wilde