fun sayings

A house is made of walls and beams; a home is built with love and dreams.
- Dr. William Arthur Ward

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer
- Robert Frost

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or PH.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
- Fats Domino

A pessimist is one who took advice from an optimist.
- Unknown

A yawn is a silent shout.
- G. K. Chesterton

All you need is to tell a man that he is no good ten times a day, and very soon he begins to believe in himself
- Lin Yutang

Although the tongue weighs very little, few people are able to hold it.
- Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
- Robert Frost