having fun quotes

I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything.
- Unknown

If you have a lemon, make lemonade.
- Howard Gossage

If you have to borrow money, borrow from a pessimist because that person won't expect to get paid back.
- Unknown

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- Earl Wilson

Income is something you can't live without or within.
- Unknown

Insurance is death on the installment plan.
- Philip Slater

It is always good to be careful when you give advice because someone actually might take it.
- Unknown

It is good to remember that the tea kettle, although up to its neck in hot water, continues to sing.
- Unknown

It isn't hard to make a mountain out of molehill. Just add a little dirt.
- Unknown