quotes on fun

Love means never having to say you're sorry.
- Erich Segal

Many a child who watches television for hours will go down in history---not to mention arithmetic, English and geography.
- Unknown

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
- Mae West

May your luck be like the capital of Ireland, "Always Dublin."
- Unknown

May your luck ever spread, like jelly on bread.
- Unknown

Men are like fish. Neither would get into trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
- Unknown

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Henry Youngman

Noah was six hundred years old before he knew how to build an ark-don't lose your grip.
- Elbert Hubbard

People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.
- Unknown