fun times quotes




The difference between truth and fiction is that fiction has to make sense.
- Mark Twain


The easiest ay to remain poor is to pretend to be rich.
- Unknown


The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
- Albert Einstein


The human brain is like a freight car-created to hold a large capacity but often running empty.
- Unknown


The mighty oak was once a little nut that stood its ground.
- Unknown


The only thing harder than sticking to a diet is keeping quiet about it.
- Unknown


The right angle to approach a difficult problem is the "try-angle"
- Unknown


The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
- Lily Tomlin